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This page is an (incomplete) list of the vocabulary and terminology ofthe Polandball universe and comics, and their origin.

ReichTime Anschluss 🔊

Main article: Anschluss
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Originally a Nazi propaganda term used to refer to the annexation of Austriaball into Nazi Germanyball, it is used by Germanyball and Reichtangle when taking clay of other countries. This is displayed when the former features characteristics of the latter. It has been temporarily banned from the Polandball Reddit ('Joke Life Preserve' process), though it still makes regular appearances on Facebook from time to time.

The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit.

There are anschluss forms for other countries. For example, Brazilian Empireball uses "ãoxluss".

File:DickRhino-icon.png Börk 🔊

Main article: [Börk]

Börk is a meaningless word that originated from the Muppets Show Swedish Chef1. It has no actual meaning, as it was just supposed to sound Swedish-like and nothing else.

When it was integrated into the meme, this word has been used to define an exclamation made by a country, each of the latter having its own version, listed here below.

Several comics have been made about Sweden infecting other countries with börk and turning them into zombies, thus triggering the Börkpocalypse.

BOOKSOME EXAMPLES OF THE BOOK OF BÖRKBOOK

WRITTEN BY Sweden-icon SWEDENBALL

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Countries like their typical foods

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Sometimes, in Polandball comics (often as an insult; i.e. remove _____) countries are referred to as typical foods from that country. This originated from calling Turkish people (and later the whole Muslim world in general) 'kebab', from the 'Remove Kebab' copypaste. Here is a list in alphabetical order:

Historical:

Exclamations / Swearings

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Usually, countries exclamate and swear in their own language but there are some exceptions like Israel-icon Israelcube that shouts mainly "Oy vey". The mostly known swear is Kurwa that literally means b*tch or wh*ore in the Polish language.

Other excalamtions include:

Kawaii

Kawaii is a state of Japanball. It is a term for when it is interested in adorable things, and illustrates this by wearing appropriate garbs, such as cat ears or a furry tail. It is often joked about as contageous, and a manipulative phase in a new Japanese Empireball uprising.

Many artists in the Facebook Polandball community, such as Nalali are famous there for drawing different varieties of countryballs in this fashion. It is considered "cancer" by a strong following of them.

Laughing

Here are distinctive laughs of some Polandball characters.

Relevance

Relevance is a Polandball term used for saying (political, historical and economical) importance of a particular country. It can also refer to the size of that country.

A common joke is small countries and micronations pretending, or trying to be relevant, mostly Sealandball.

Greeting

Almost all countries greet each other in their own language but there are some exceptions like Brazil-icon Brazilball who say "Huello" or "Hue-llo" instead of "Bom dia" due to their overwhelming Hue, or use "Helloing" by the Broken English speakers.

In other cases, greeting also uses when each country can into Anschluss mode.

Dialects

Polandball comics will sometime include special dialects in sentences, here are the commonly used ones. In Polandball all countries speaks the names of other countries mixing English with own native language.

  • Canada-icon Canada says "Eh?" a lot, positive, neutral, and negatively
  • Singapore-icon Singapore ends a sentence of exclamation, question or anger in "lah/leh/sia/hor/meh/lor etc"
  • North Korea-icon North Korea ends a sentence with "sumida"
  • Japan-icon Japan ends nearly every sentence in "desu"
  • Vicnora-icon Vicnora ends most of the sentences with "ska" or "eska"
  • Brazil-icon Brazil and the Lusosphere When you want to say "Hello", it might become "Hue-llo", due to the Hue thing going on.
  • Aztec-icon Any Aztec related kingdoms (sometimes also Maya-icon Mayaball) will end almost every word in "tl", like "Hellotl".
  • Most Asian countryballs (especially China-icon Chinaball and Japan-icon Japanball) turn all 'l's into 'r's and vice versa.
  • Italy-icon Italyball adds -a or -o to most words.
  • Countryballs in the Middle East (including Syria-icon Syriaball, Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball and Egypt-icon Egyptball) add al- in front of words.

Polandball grammar

Cannot into

This phrase originated from Poland cannot into space and means that a certain country can't achieve to get something. Notable examples are:

  • Poland-icon Poland cannot into space: It's the most known gag. It also means nothing space-related for Polandball (nothing in space, no space program...).
  • Greece-icon Greece (and any poor country) cannot into monies [1]
  • Bolivia-icon Bolivia, Mongolia-icon Mongolia, Serbia-icon Serbia, Uzbek-icon Uzbekistan, Belarus-icon Belarus, File:Ethiopia-icon (division).png Ethiopia and San Marino-icon San Marinoball cannot into sea
  • Latvia-icon Latvia cannot into potato
  • Estonia-icon Estonia cannot into Nordic
  • Sentan-icon Sentan cannot into Hokushi-icon Hokushi
  • PuertoRico-icon Puerto Rico cannot into state
  • UK-icon United Kingdom, Turkey-icon Turkey,Ukraine-icon Ukraine and Macedonia-icon Macedonia cannot into EU-icon EU
  • USA-icon USA cannot into healthy
  • El Kadsre-icon El Kadsre cannot into blocking YouTube, Netflix, Tumblr, or 4chan
  • Any Separatism-icon separatist state cannot into independence
  • Any divided country (like South-Korea-icon South Korea and North Korea-icon North Korea, and El Kadsre-icon El Kadsre and North El Kadsre-icon North El Kadsre) cannot into unification
  • Argentina-icon Argentina cannot into Falkland
  • Germany-icon Germany cannot into humor or into box
  • Egypt-icon Egypt cannot into Eukestauzia-icon Eukestauzia
  • Russia-icon Russia cannot into soberity
  • Chile-icon Chile, Barokia-icon Barokia, Japan-icon Japan and Venezuela-icon Venezuela cannot into Ikeda Islands-icon Ikeda Islands
  • Kazakh-icon Kazakhstan or any countries start with K cannot into BRICS-icon BRICS
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlands cannot into abandon marijuana or hills
  • Myanmar-icon Myanmar cannot into Börk
  • Philippines-icon Philippines cannot into Asian culture
  • Ikeda Islands-icon Ikeda Islands cannot into trains
  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijan cannot into -stan
  • Malaysia-icon Malaysia cannot into safe airlines
  • Slovenia-icon Slovenia cannot into Germanic Europe
  • China-icon China cannot into clean environment
  • UEKN-icon UEKN cannot into Japan-icon Japan, New Zealand-icon New Zealand and Australia-icon Australia
  • India-icon India cannot into toilet
  • EU-icon EU cannot into Norway-icon Norway and Switzerland-icon Switzerland
  • Bhutan-icon Bhutan cannot into sad
  • Chile-icon Chile cannot into dictionary
  • Canada-icon Canada, El Kadsre-icon El Kadsre, Australia-icon Australia and Mahri-icon Mahri cannot into republic
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kong cannot into beatings of Singapore-icon Singapore
  • Vicnora-icon Vicnora cannot into safe public transport
  • Japan-icon Japan, China-icon China, Vietnam-icon Vietnam, Mongolia-icon Mongolia or any other balls with slanted eyes cannot into open their eyes
  • Israel-icon Israel, Kazakh-icon Kazakhstan, Singapore-icon Singapore , Barokia-icon Barokia or any other non-ball shaped cannot into ball.
  • Madagascar-icon Madagascar, Papua New Guinea-icon Papua New Guinea cannot into ASEAN-icon ASEAN
  • Barokia-icon Barokia cannot into fully banning alcohol.
  • Barokia-icon Barokia cannot into porn But secretly can into lel.
  • Puerto Chango-icon Puerto Chango and El Kadsre-icon El Kadsre cannot into fully blocking Rule 34.
  • YinYangia-icon YinYangia cannot into poor and dirty.

British cannot intos

Micronations cannot intos

  • Sealand-icon Sealand cannot into relevance
  • Jipushi-icon Jipushi cannot into state independence
  • Filmstadia cannot into KFC

Clay

It means land. For example, Polandball often complains to Russiaball for stealing his clay and horses.

This term originated in a YouTube video (broken) posted ranting against Kebab from Serbiaball's point of view. It is from the 'Remove Kebab' copypasta. The video gave Bosniaball one chance to give back Serbia's righteous clay.

stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
 
— Remove kebab copypasta, origin of 'clay'

"Clay" is probably the result of a literal bad (machine) translation of the word "land" (as in piece of land) from Serbian to English.

Gib

German imperative for give. Very common phrases are gib clay or gib sea. Gib sea is frequently used by landlockeds (Austriaball, Boliviaball, Hungaryball, Paraguayball, San Marinoball, Switzerlandball, Serbiaball, Uzbekistanball,...) Often used by Gypsyball.

Hue

The typical laugh of Brazilball and also of the Lusosphere. [2][3]

Remove HUE is equivalent to the more correct form Remove Feijoada.

Of

It's the symbol of broken English. It's often put in random places or, more frequently, after the verb to be.

Plox

It means please.

Pay de(n)bts

Often satirized in Polandball is the fact that many countries owe many other countries money via the International Monetary Fund. Contrary to the popular stereotype of the USAball owing many countries money; due to Polandball's natural eurocentrism, it often involves other countries of Europe owing money to one another. A more popular example is Greeceball owing Germanyball money, and constantly (and successfully) begging for more.

Make

Sometimes, make is put in front of verbs often like making or makes. Also this word is Makemakeball's Börk

Stronk

Broken English spelling of strong.

Yuo

Broken English spelling of you. Everybody cannot say you, except countries that has no accent or the inventor of the English language.

Homosex/Homogay/Gender

Usually, it could mean countries that like homosexuals or transgender people, or countries that recognize them and don't discriminate against them, with a well-known example being Swedenball and if a country cannot into gender or does not want into gender, they don't recognize homosexuals or transgenders as good, and often discriminates them by using religion, and popular examples of anti-homosex/homogay/gender countries would be Russiaball, Polandball, or Vaticanball. Overall, it just means LGBT people or countries that like the LGBT community. In Polandball, homosex, homogay, and gender basically mean the same thing.


Rage text

Rage text is a minor feature of the meme where a country, usually floating, insults with text on its behind. The text is always uppercase and usually red, mixed with "Remove" and various swear words.

Blanda upp/Polandball Fusions

"Blanda upp" is mean "Blend up" in Swedish. This feature is VERY RECENT. Basically, it is two or more countries uniting or fusioning to make a new country. Here are the current ones:

Poland is not yet lost

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Poland is not yet lost is a term used by Poland when he is lost or some countries talking about someone missing in Polandball. It became a meme because Poland is not yet lost is also the 1st verse of Poland's anthem.